The Kpopalypse 2023 Objectification Survey results part 2 of 4 – best FEMALE and MALE ASSES in k-pop

It’s time for part two of the four-part Kpopalypse Objectification Survey results!  These results are all about ass – who has the best asses in k-pop right now?  Read on as Kpopalypse’s readers decide!

Is it true that k-pop fans really enjoy treating their favourite idols like objects? Of course they do! Just remember fans, that your bias is not an object – they are a person… with a great ass! Let’s take a look at the best k-pop asses for 2023!

As per previous years, voters were asked to choose up to three nominees in each category, best first, and points were allocated as per the following system:

• Your first choice was weighted 100% higher than your second choice
• Your second choice was weighted 66% higher than your third choice
• If you doubled or tripled on choices, only the first choice was counted

Scores were then tallied to give the final results across all categories.

The four results posts are as follows:

Part 1: FEMALE BOOBS and MALE ABS/TORSO – click HERE for the results!

Part 2: FEMALE and MALE ASSES – this post!

Part 3: FEMALE and MALE LEGS – coming soon

Part 4: OVERALL MOST ATTRACTIVE FEMALES and MALES – coming soon

Remember folks – that if you object to any of the choices here, you only have yourselves to blame as these were 100% your votes, not mine.  Kpopalypse does not even cast a vote – this isn’t like a rigged Korean TV show where the “judges” get a say and can overturn fan opinion.  If you want to see a certain result, then it’s your responsibility to spread the surveys to the people who are going to vote for your faves!

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BEST FEMALE ASSES

#1 – SOHEE – ALICE

824 points

(2022 position – #15)

A shock new number one for the ass category! Sohee from Elris Alice rocketed up from below picture status right to the top spot by a huge margin, leaving all contenders in the dust! How long will she retain top position? You’ll just have to keep checking back each year!

#2 – YOOHYEON – DREAMCATCHER

301 points

(2022 position – #3)

Thanks to generally positive song reviews, Kpopalypse has a lot of Dreamcatcher fans reading, hungry for validation. They’re equally hungry for Yoohyeon by the looks of it, as she finds her way into the coveted number two position for the first time!

#3 – HWASA – MAMAMOO

288 points

(2022 position – #4)

Hwasa has been a longtime front-runner in the ass category due to her thiccer than average hips (at least by Korean idol standards). Mamamoo’s enduring popularity probably helped her gain a place this year.

#4 – MINA – TWICE

257 points

(2022 position – #2)

Twice members are never too far away from the top spots in any category, and lately Mina has been dominating the ass picks…

#5 – MOMO – TWICE

239 points

(2022 position – #5)

…however where Mina goes in the ass polls, Momo is never very far behind!

#6 – NANCY – EX-MOMOLAND

223 points

(2022 position – #1)

The number one position-holder for years, Momoland’s Nancy has finally been dethroned, probably due to her group not really doing a whole lot before disbanding recently. However sixth place is still very respectable for a non-active idol, Kpopalypse says thank you Nancy for your years of service!

#7 – EUNHA – VIVIZ

139 points

(2022 position – #8)

It’s rare that Kpopalypse’s taste and my readers tastes align, but with Eunha they certainly do. Eunha managed to gain a position this year among very tight competition!

#8 – JIHEON – FROMIS_9

129 points

(2022 position – did not chart)

Coming out of absolutely nowhere, Jiheon not only eclipsed many old favourites but all of her groupmates in the process, to rocket the underscore group into the top ten! I’m not sure what caused this but let’s not ask too many questions.

#9 – GISELLE – AESPA

107 points

(2022 position – #20)

Someone call “Kwangya 119” because it’s an emergency – Giselle is roaring up the objectification charts for the first time! Be sure to tell then that Kpopalypse.com asked you to share this important health and safety warning!

#10 – CHAERYEONG – ITZY

101 points

(2022 position – #12)

Itzy haven’t really set the survey charts on fire like some of their contemporaries have, but it could be early days yet as Chaeryeong is hanging in there and much appreciated by Kpopalypse readers. Let’s all look respectfully!

#11 – VIVI – EX-LOONA

99 points

(2022 position – #13)

One person who wasn’t hurt in the polls by her group’s disbandment was Vivi. Loona have been chuu’ed up and spat out by their label for a while now but that didn’t stop Vivi from climbing in the poll results. Let’s hope that she does more stuff in the public eye, because good ass-appreciation footage of Vivi (or indeed any footage of her doing anything at all) is extremely difficult to find.

#12 – ARIN – OH MY GIRL

98 points

(2022 position – #16)

Arin climbed up this year, representing for Oh My Girl. Here’s something that will make you feel old, Oh My Girl have now been around for eight years. It’s enough to make you feel like a shark chiki chika chu

#13 – CHAEWON – LE SSERAFIM

97 points

(2022 position – #26)

Very new groups don’t tend to do well in the polls, the surveys are and always have been very biased towards veterans and older performers. So it’s pretty impressive that Chaewon is here only a year and a bit after debut. Let’s all congratulate her appropriately by leaving some positive comments on her videos!

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Eunji – Apink

#15 – Choa – ex-AOA

#16 – Seulgi – Red Velvet

#17 – Seolhyun – ex-AOA

#18 – Sana – Twice

#19 – Sua – Dreamcatcher

#20 – Tzuyu – Twice

#21 – Yura – Girl’s Day

#22 – Dahyun – Twice

#23 – Yuna – Itzy

#24 – Hyolyn – ex-Sistar

#25 – Kazuha – Le Sserafim

#26 – Saerom – Fromis_9

#27 – Karina – aespa

#28 – Jihyo – Twice

#29 – Soyou – ex-Sistar

#30 – Shuhua – G-Idle

#31 – Lia – Itzy

#32 – Bahiyyih – Kep1er

#33 – Ryujin – Itzy

#34 – Bomi – Apink

#35 – Gahyeon – Dreamcatcher

#36 – Chaeyeon – Twice

#37 – Nana – ex-After School

#38 – Dahye – ex-BESTie

#39 – Jessi

#40 – Sihyeon – Dreamcatcher

#41 – Ningning – aespa

#42 – SinB – Viviz

#43 – Jeongyeon – Twice

#44 – Hyunjin – ex-Loona

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Now it’s time to turn the tables and objectify male ass! Here is the list of the top male asses according to Kpopalypse readers!

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BEST MALE ASSES

#1 – WONHO – EX-MONSTA X

603 points

(2022 position – #1)

Wonho easily scoops up another number one position, leaving all contenders in the dust. Is there no stopping the objectification king?

#2 – SHINDONG – SUPER JUNIOR

192 points

(2022 position – #2)

Yes, that man levitating above the lounge chair is Shindong, who still has more than enough junk in the truck to claim the number two spot. Underestimate him at your peril!

#3 – MARK – NCT

178 points

(2022 position – #4)

NCT are gaining in popularity with Kpopalypse readership, and it’s showing in the polls, with Mark moving up to his best position yet!

#4 – JUNHO – 2PM

163 points

(2022 position – #7)

2PM’s Junho zoomed up in the charts this year and I’m not sure why, as I’m not sure what he’s even done lately. Perhaps it’s the destabilising force of Wonho snatching everyone else’s votes, or maybe the power of nostalgia in the face of 2023’s lack of skin exposure among newer male idols? Who knows sure, but what we do know is that many readers voted for Junho’s ass in 2023.

#5 – BANG CHAN – STRAY KIDS

123 points

(2022 position – #9)

Stray Kids might be a bit of a letdown musically lately, but Bang Chan certainly didn’t let readers down in the ass category, rising above the pack into fifth position.

#6 – S.COUPS – SEVENTEEN

111 points

(2022 position – #16)

S.coups apparently doesn’t like it when people look at his butt so let’s just keep scrolling down. Come on. What are you waiting for?

#7 – JIMIN – BTS

110 points

(2022 position – #6)

Jimin however has no such hangups, the Oli London lookalike seems quite happy with giving fanservice. Does anyone know if Oli also got surgery to look like Jimin’s ass?

#8 – D.O/KYUNGSOO – EXO

109 points

(2022 position – #3)

 

The man from EXO plummets quite a few places this year, although with only one solitary point separating several people in the polls, it was a close race! Never let it be said that your votes in the survey don’t matter!

#9 – SEUNGKWAN – SEVENTEEN

85 points

(2022 position – #12)

Seventeen aren’t huge on fanservice for some reason so it’s pretty impressive that Seungkwan has managed to hang around in the polls and gain some places.

#10 – BAEKHO – NU’EST

75 points

(2022 position – #10)

Baekho hangs onto his surfboard in his tight wetsuit, and also hangs onto his position from last year’s polls. Just watch out if you come to Australia, I’m sure there’s plenty of sharks down here that would like to get their teeth into and chiki chika chu on that ass…

#11 – SEHUN – EXO

74 points

(2022 position – #5)

Sehun’s been a popular pick in the ass category ever since these surveys started, and he’s still hanging in there in 2023. Who knows how many more years he’s got in as a contender but it’s probably quite a lot.

#12 – HAKNYEON – THE BOYZ

68 points

(2022 position – #8)

Haknyeon is back in the polls this year but he’s slipped down a lot, I think fanservice from his group is quite rare, “a teez” indeed.

#13 – KAI – EXO

66 points

(2022 position – #11)

Kai from EXO rounds off the ass category for 2023! That’s all for this year’s glutes!

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

#14 – Huening Kai – TXT

#15 – Changbin – TVXQ

#16 – Eunwoo – Astro

#17 – Soobin – TXT

#18 – Chen – EXO

#19 – Dino – Seventeen

#20 – Junsu – JYJ

#21 – Jinyoung – GOT7

#22 – Keita – Ciipher

#23 – Jungkook – BTS

#24 – Beomgyu – TXT

#25 – Mingi – Ateez

#26 – JYP

#27 – Jaehyo – Block B

#28 – Jaeyoon – SF9

#29 – Siwon – Super Junior

#30 – Hongjoong – Ateez

#31 – Wooyoung – Ateez

#32 – Suho – EXO

#33 – Jooheon – Monsta X

#34 – Moonbin – Astro

#35 – Jaehyun – NCT

#36 – E-tion – ONF

#37 – Woodz

#38 – Jacob – The Boyz

#39 – Xiaojun – NCT

#40 – Donghyuk – Blank2y

#41 – Hanbin – Tempest

#42 – RM – BTS

#43 – Jeno – NCT

#44 – Key – SHINee

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Thanks for reading! The objectification survey continues in part 3!