AustralianSana & Kpopalypse podcast – 21st September 2024

It’s the long-awaited return of the AustralianSana podcast! The podcast series where THE two most controversial figures in the caonima online space get together to discuss all things k-pop and otherwise!

Continue reading for topics and timestamps!

0:00 – Introduction

K-POP QUESTIONS
4:50 – Fromis_9 in the dungeon?
8:48 – “International” k-pop girl groups
14:06 – Will BabyMonster’s Ahyeon succumb to pressure and “get prettier”?
16:20 – K-pop songs that would be improved by Tuvan throat singing
18:54 – AustralianSana’s favourite k-pop girl military locker pin-up? (For Kpopalypse the bias list is here)
21:36 – Would you drink Jay Park’s Soju?
22:40 – What’s more pretentious – XG’s “x-pop” or Kanye West’s “art-pop”?
24:55 – Sorry neither of us have seen the aespa animated series
25:23 – Are male k-pop idols more sexualised?
29:37 – HBO TV series “The Idol” starring Blackpink’s Jennie
31:30 – AI chatbot companions from k-pop agencies
36:11 – BTS Jungkook’s recent social media activity

AUSTRALIAN QUESTIONS
37:41 – Is AustralianSana grateful for Min HeeJin pushing Australian idols?
42:53 – Do we stan Lily from NMIXX for being Australian?
43:07 – Whistler, BC, Canada = “Whistralia”?
44:30 – Picking regional Australian accents?
51:30 – AustralianSana gets so enthusiastic that the mic starts cutting out
51:02 – Garn servo
52:42 – Pizza = “zah”?

POP CULTURE/RANDOM QUESTIONS
53:38 – Having a toddler is a “situational disability”? Plus general AustralianSana rant about not wanting children (we stan)
1:03:32 – Fat Americans – lack of self control, or just bad food?
1:05:05 – AustralianSana still hasn’t read the Shin Hana series, but she will probably start soon now that all four books are out – I’ll let you know when she finally gets around to that so you can ask questions about it
1:06:38 – Historical (in)accuracy in later Tarantino films
1:07:27 – Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction – what’s in the briefcase?
1:08:47 – Friends who dump their partners due to being depressed about their illness?
1:11:22 – Billie Eilish’s image change
1:14:04 – Would you think less of a man if he took on his wife’s surname?
1:14:40 – Do you have any information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

FAP QUESTIONS – WOULD AUSTRALIANSANA FAP TO…
1:15:27 – …Ansel Elgort?
1:16:19 – …Henry Golding?
1:18:30 – …Daniel Bruhl?
1:19:24 – …late 90’s/early 2000’s George Clooney?
1:20:29 – …Tom Holland?
1:20:57 – …Austin Butler?
1:22:03 – …Timothee Chalamet?
1:23:20 – …Glen Powell?
1:24:14 – …Alan Ritchson?
1:25:25 – Bonus: A Vin Diesel fapper has been located!

SCROTUM SKIN QUESTIONS
1:25:21 – Use Scrotum Skin Superpowers (TM) to save k-pop CEOs?
1:26:32 – Use Scrotum Skin Superpowers (TM) to treat molka-sharing burn victims?

WRESTLING QUESTIONS
1:27:33 – Wrestling ring k-pop intro song for a HEEL character?
1:29:12 – K-pop song for a HEEL stable?
1:30:19 – More k-pop wresting theme songs?
1:31:20 – What four people would AustralianSana put on her wrestling Mt Rushmore?
1:34:04 – Bonus question from Kpopalypse – what does AustralianSana look for in a wrestler? (the mic starts cutting out a lot here due to AustralianSana going off enthusiastically)

1:40:25 – Conclusion

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