It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s take a look at some new releases!

This is the face of a woman who will fuck you up. I guess those lightning quick moves in Orange Caramel’s “Lipstick” video weren’t all CGI.

ALL DAY PROJECT – One More Time

Easily the best song from this group due to having a quick pace and a minimum of cringe rapping… okay well there’s still quite a lot of cringe rapping really, but the song is acceptable so I’ll cope.

NCT DREAM – Beat It Up

Good production and a catchy main riff saves a song that ventures dangerously close to shit R&B segue territory at times. It actually reminds me a lot of Rain’s “Gang“, which is weirdly the only k-pop song ever to be criticised by k-pop fans for doing exactly what this NCT song and many others do.

MONSTA X – Baby Blue

Leaning into 80s synthpop doesn’t always give good results, because often the producers nail the sounds but forget to write a decent song. Whoever came up with this one got it right though, good job.

Heejin – Savior

I nearly jumped out of the seat when the almost black-metal influenced intro happened, but the song quickly softens and gets boring as soon as the vocals start, what a shame as I was ready for ex-Loona girls’ problematic Satanism conversion.

GIRLSET – Little Miss

More like a big miss from Girlset this week. It’s easy to see why Katseye got somewhere and Girlset have yet to.

Jessi – Girls Like Me

Jessi definitely has the right attitude, but unfortunately the right attitude is all that this song has.

Synsnake – Hyper Real

A more interesting song from Synsnake this week than last, due to having some more unusual contrasting sections. The generic screamo sections are still the band’s weakness because those non-melodic moments are given too much heavy lifting to do, but it’s still very good overall and Serah is a hugely underrated visual who will probably never get her due because she’s not in some sappy idol group.

APOKI – Miracle

Is it just me or is Apoki playuing down the “bunny” aspect of her image with each new video. Don’t tell me she “got prettier”.

Miyeon – F.F.L.Y.

Miyeon way out of her depth yet again, to make this type of nonsense song work you really need to have the right kind of delivery and Miyeon just hasn’t got it. Just stick to the bops and let Soyeon do the heavy lifting.

KIIRAS – Bang Bang

My readers warned me about this one and by god they were right, what a wall of cacophonous ass. Bang bang someone shoot it dead.

HITGS – Page

Actually not terrible but this would have been a lot better with about 50% of the vocals in it. Someone let these poor girls take a breath!

XLOV – Biii:-P

“We’re breaking the mold in k-pop” really just means “instead of us boys doing generic boy group concepts that are trendy now, we’re going to do generic girl group concepts that are trendy now”.

Purple Kiss – Breath

I guess they mean their dying breath. What a shitty way to go out, with a lazy montage “please remember us” video, fuck this lame fucking shit. Do what Gfriend did and go out with a banger, not some limp lighter-waving crud for the concert you’ll never have.

CLOSE YOUR EYES – X

Closing your ears would be wiser.

JUSTB – True Heart

A fantastic start but too much Autotune on the vocals squeezes the life out of everything.

idntt – Eight Eleven

“Idntt” give a shit about this either, so let’s have our weekly non-Korean LGBT feature here instead, yay! This week it’s Uboa, a transgender artist from Melbourne, and her music is… really something. Just listen to it. That is all.

Xodiac – Alibi

Back to k-pop and the usual mid-paced moody boy group thing sounds pretty quaint after listening to Uboa doesn’t it.

AM8IC – Link Up

Many years ago I dated an architecture student and we went to one of her university graduate exhibit things together where we saw the results of the students’ latest assignment which was to design a house for Peter Garrett (the singer of Australian rock group Midnight Oil, although he’s more known for his political career and unhinged dancing). All of the monstrosities that the students came up with looked something like the weird, messy building that these boys are dancing in front of, shit you definitely didn’t want to live in or be seen anywhere near, not a functional-looking normal house anywhere. I guess it works for a k-pop music video though because it looks like a structure an idol group would be locked inside and tortured in for seven years.

BOYNEXTDOOR – Say Cheese!

Ah, it’s blues, kill it with fire. How come k-pop tie-ins with children’s TV have to always be lame blues crap. The kids need to know more than three chords!

xikers – Iconic

Little did SM Entertainment know what they were doing when they threw EXO in the basement for “Growl” now we can’t get any of the boys out of there for the forseeable future. Have xikers ever actually seen the sun, does anyone know?

MEPC – My Red Face

From the person who sent me this: “this song was made in 2011 and was supposed to be the debut of 2 (two) of their company’s ggs and one “AI group” where the songs aside from this one was sung by a soloist uncredited”. It kind of shows because the song has a simplicity that definitely was more trendy at that time. It’s refreshing but also wears off quickly because nothing much really happens.

Hoshi – Fallen Superstar

This song is as boring as those electric-acoustic guitars in the video. I guess the endorsement from Fender didn’t come through because they’re using the proprietary Fender headstock shape but without the Fender logo. They’d better watch out of they might cop a lawsuit, Fender are more litigation-happy than Min Hee Jin about their headstock design.

Baekho feat. Colde – Through the Line

Autotune is such a great character-stripper out of anyone’s vocal that these two sound almost exactly the same.

PLAVE – BBUU!

We really are in virtualgroupception when virtual avatar groups have a virtual avatar version of themselves in their own virtual avatar videos.  not that anyone gives a shit but now that Asian Junkie is dead (RIP) someone has to notice Plave until he rolls back the rock.

Y:SY – Naked

I hope this girl doesn’t get big with her crappy ballad because it just means I’ll have to type more punctuation in roundups in future.

GRANADA – Mubong

Truly awful. Traditional instruments don’t help make this sound like anything other than traditionally shit.

Katie, BM – Around Me

Did I already review this last week or am I just that bored by this shit that Katie’s songs are already blending into each other even though she’s only released about two songs this decade. We’re really at the ass end of the year, aren’t we.

The Deep – Lucky Star

The Deep throws back to late 2000s k-pop style and it’s decent. Feel free to say something bad about it just to annoy her fans though, they seem to really like that sort of thing judging by how much they encourage me.

Since feat. Dynamic Duo – Banging!

Well someone has to wake Dynamic Duo the fuck up I guess. This is really good and the type of song Dynamic Duo are rarely involved with these days.

Rockit Girl – Travel Route (acoustic version)

You know that the week after any Rockit Girl song comes out, there’ll be an “acoustic version” made that’s pretty much musically the same just so they can shoot Leeseul from more angles. Which is the right idea to be honest. I like this video because confirmed Kpopalypse reader Leeseul has clearly read the black and white stripes post and is rocking them very correctly, but she didn’t wear that top much in the first video so it’s good that we get to see it a bit more here.

RANDOM BONUS VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

Zack Sang show clips – Ejae on why she never debuted with SM after 11 years

Ejae talks some trufax about the industry and her time being an SM trainee. It’s nothign you don’t know… but then maybe for some it is. It’s easy to fall into the Redditor trap of “oh everyone knows this stuff” but the reality is that there’s new people coming into k-pop all the time and they need to be told what’s up.

QWER – T.B.H – The First Take

Of course it’s all edited and fixed in post so shows like this are never an indication of how good or bad they really are (unless you’re lucky enough to find leaked pre-edited mixes) but the production values of these shows are still good and everyone looks great and it’s k-pop which is all about looks anyway so let’s just roll with it and look at the attractive feminist people.

T.O.P – Doom Dada

What made GD&TOP work quite well (on occasion) is that as soon as you got sick of one person’s vocal, the other vocal kicked in and it was a refreshing change. Without that contrast T.O.P on his own just sounds bland. Trying to impress us with fast rap can’t compensate for the slow beat and the general monotonous of it all, T.O.P might’ve had idol charisma to burn back in the day but Gwangil Jo he ain’t.

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That’s all for this week! Kpopalypse roundup returns next week!

Allkpop is due for their second performance review! Will the Kpopalypse boycott be lifted? Read on and find out!

The Allkpop shop doesn’t seem to have any Ailee merch. I wonder why? I’m sure they’re just out of stock and will get some in soon…

It’s been twelve long years since Kpopalypse introduced a boycott of popular k-pop website Allkpop. Following is the backstory on the Allkpop boycott, because k-pop fans are forgetful and a lot of newer fans don’t know this stuff.

Initially I boycotted Allkpop for 72 months, because I decided that the website didn’t meet required standards. The 72 month period wasn’t random, it was inspired by the 72-hour boycott that was instituted by another website at the time called Beyond Hallyu in response to Aileegate.

For those who weren’t around at the time, Aileegate refers to that time in 2013 when Allkpop leaked Ailee’s pre-k-pop nude modelling photos, via an “anonymous website” that was allegedly run by Ailee’s ex-boyfriend Daniel Lee. So the story goes, Daniel Lee tried to sell Ailee’s nude photos to various websites (including Dispatch), but nobody would take them for legal reasons, so he gave them to Allkpop instead.

All of this feels like very ancient lore. Beyond Hallyu are now defunct – don’t search for them, you’ll be taken to some gambling site squatting on the domain and infected with viruses quicker than a 6Theory CEO at a swinger’s party. “Aileegate” is also largely forgotten at this point, even web searches for the term lead pretty much nowhere in 2025.

However the perpetrators of this revenge porn incident are alive and well, and even thriving. Of course with lots of “outraged” talk but either pissweak boycotts or no boycotts at all instituted by others, the negative blowback on Allkpop due to the Aileegate scandal was always going to be nothing, and it does seem that everyone involved basically just got away with it all with no consequences.

Allkpop CEO Johnny Noh famously gloated about the lack of impact the scandal had on his site’s traffic, refuting claims that his site was “flopping” thanks to Aileegate. He was right.

If anything Allkpop is even more popular now, with k-pop attracting a whole new audience with equally short memories and even shorter attention spans, nobody cares for the welfare of second generation k-pop soloists, it seems.

Of course I never forgave Allkpop, because not only did they spread revenge porn but they committed a crime far more extreme: they deleted my Asteroids high score from back in the days when that website had a games function. This is why to this day there is a link to a free Asteroids game on my site’s sidebar. Kpopalypse out here giving you the gaming that Allkpop can’t.

So that’s the boring backstory – but what about Allkpop in 2025, does it meet required standards? Let’s find out!

CRITERIA 1 – DOES ALLKPOP STILL SUCK DICKS?

Since I last visited, Allkpop hasn’t changed much, same shitty Reddit-lite format (as if Reddit is something to emulate), but now it’s a… shop?

Yes, they sure do know a thing or two about k-pop! Let’s not forget that Allkpop’s parent company 6Theory once debuted their own k-pop group, the horrid “New.F.O”, what a hellride that was.

I hope those girls checked their dorms twice for cameras. Anyway back to Allkpop and their excellent service, and…

Gosh this isn’t cool. But don’t worry Cindee, Kpopalypse has got your back thanks to Change.org. We’ll do our best to get you that shirt in the correct size!

In the meantime it does seem that yes, Allkpop does still suck dicks.

CRITERIA 2 – DID JOHNNY NOH BEAT MY ASTEROIDS HIGH SCORE?

Well, I have no idea. So I had to find out. Firstly, does Allkpop have a games section? The answer is… kind of.

They have this “arcade” thing, where I guess you can play games by making posts, or… something? Maybe it will work for Asteroids. Of course, I’ve been banned on Allkpop since forever, so I had to make a new account.

Oh, my username isn’t valid? Gosh they really don’t like me over there, for me to earn a blacklisting like that. Time to go incognito.

Nobody will suspect me with this cunning disguise. Now that I was prepared, it was time to venture into the forums. But first I’d better read the forum rules.

After all I wouldn’t want to cop another ban, or be faced with “diciplanary” action, god knows what form that would take. Also it’s good to see Allkpop having some rules against sexual harassment, they could have used those in 2013 but anyway…

So I tried to start a thread where I could play Asteroids with other forums members. However I couldn’t work out how to actually make a thread. Then I remembered that a lot of forums have a rule where you have to participate in a number of other threads before you’re allowed to make your own, this is to combat spam and bad actors obviously. So I started participating in good faith.

It’s important to start small.

This looks like a fun game! Let’s participate.

The underlines are automatic, by the way. They go to the Allkpop Lexicon, which isn’t as cool as mine, but then what is. Just so you know where “Revenge” goes, it’s here.

Just the lyrics to the i-dle song. “I got the revenge”, indeed.

Here’s another wholesome thread. Let’s post in it.

Ailee, such a queen. What a great song.

Oh, I finally found the “create game” button. I guess I’ve responded to enough postings now, that I’m trusted to create my own. Or maybe it was there all along and I’m just senile. Who knows. But now we can play Asteroids!

Oh wait, these aren’t Asteroids. I don’t want to play stupid chess.

Okay, scratch that thought, I guess I’m playing stupid chess. So I tried this chess game and made a move and waited and nobody made one back. A pity, would have been a challenging game given that I can’t see half the pieces because Allkpop’s forums aren’t compatible with dark mode.

Oh, now here’s a game that’s more within my wheelhouse! I love a “fun game”.

That should bring some attention to Cindee’s plight. Kpopalypse has got your back, Cindee!

Let’s try this out.

Fortunately for me, the last song in the thread before my post was actually something decent, so I didn’t have to bum everyone out with my notorious shitting on everyone’s faves.

Gosh it feels so good to spread positivity.

So that’s five posts, and I still don’t have posting rights. Clearly Johnny Noh is too much of a pussy boy to let me make an Asteroids thread and whip his ass. Weak.

CRITERIA 3 – DID ALLKPOP APOLOGISE AND PROMISE TO REFLECT?

No, of course not. Johnny Noh just posted a bunch of right-wing stuff instead.

Here he is, mocking French people – disgusting. Kpopalypse would never.

CRITERIA 4 – HOW DO KPOPALYPSE READERS FEEL?

Since BlueSky doesn’t have a polling option, and I didn’t want to run yet another reader survey on the site itself, I had to lift my boycott of Twitter to get information for my boycott of Allkpop. Ah Elon, you crafty devil, you’ve checkmated me like NewJeans in the witness box.

Well over 97% is pretty unanimous, less scientists agree about humans causing global warming or doctors about nicotine causing cancer. It’s clear what readers want. But there were still more questions.

CRITERIA 5 – ARE PEOPLE STILL DUMB ENOUGH TO VISIT THAT SHIT SITE?

Of course they are. They’re even doing better than Koreaboo with all their clickbait (who I’ll get to in a couple of weeks if they don’t lift their game and apologise for their Sulli coverage), so you know that there’s lots of stupid k-pop fans still out there giving them clicks.

CRITERIA 6 – WHAT DOES KPOPALYPSE’S CAT THINK ABOUT ALL THIS?

Not very much. She can’t even bring herself to look at the screen for more than half a minute. Clearly she is smarter than the average k-pop fan.

CONCLUSION – BOYCOTT EXTENDED

All the facts and data yet again point to only one option. The Kpopalypse boycott of Allkpop continues until 14th November 2031.

During this time:

• Allkpop will not be linked to from kpopalypse.com in any posts published for the duration of the boycott period
• Allkpop will be referred to as The Great Satan only
• Comments referring to Allkpop that refer to it by its original name instead of the new assigned name/s will be auto-moderated/edited to suit
• Readers will be encouraged not to visit the boycotted site under any circumstances

However just to show that there are no hard feelings, I yet again decided to do Allkpop one last favour before I re-extended the boycott, and submitted a nice article for their site.

Sadly, once again my hard work was not appreciated and the article didn’t make it through the moderation queue.

A pity as it’s probably the closest thing to journalism that site has had submitted to it in a while. Oh well. I suppose I can’t expect much justice from revenge-porn advocates. Kpopalypse will return with more posts soon, and in the meantime don’t visit Allkpop The Great Satan!  Stay safe, caonimas!

It’s time for Kpopalypse roundup! Let’s take a look at some new releases!

MC Mong and Sowon seem to share similar taste in interior decorating. Dating, perhaps? You heard it here first!

ITZY – Tunnel Vision

Itzy try hard to do a modern day aespa sound (right down to the “Dirty Work” catchphrase, could they make the influence any more obvious) but although there’s some great sounds in isolated places it doesn’t “work, work, work” all that well as a song due to the chorus not really fitting in too well with the rest of it.

Sunmi – Cynical

The chorus vocal treatments are annoying but the song is very good apart from that, it’s certainly a decent addition to Sunmi’s catalog. Sunmi in “The Ring” cosplay is definitely great too, next time a T-ara member appears in a horror film they should also cast Sunmi as the ghost.

Yeonjun – Coma + Let Me Tell You feat. Daniela + Talk To You

According to my song submitter “the MV include the short ver of two bside, Coma and Let Me Tell You. The title track is called Talk To You and starts at 3:08” so hopefully that’s helpful in navigating your way through this crap but I’d suggest don’t even bother.

KISS OF LIFE – Lucky

Not much going on here musically but at least they’re still giving your friends at university something to write their ethnic studies thesis on.

FIFTY FIFTY – Eeny meeny miny moe

I can’t believe it, Fifty Fifty have finally done something incredible. They’ve released a completely fucking shit song! You go girls! Girls can do anything! Releasing dogshit music isn’t just for boy groups anymore! Yass queens!

FIFTY FIFTY – Skittlez

Their other song is… not very good either. Not sure what’s happened over at camp Fifty Fifty this week, I think someone’s been playing with their “skittlez” a bit too much…

CRAVITY – Lemonade Fever

Not too much subtlety going on with the k-pop euphemisms this week, is there.

RESCENE – Heart Drop

Rescene are the lateset victim of NewJeansification and I don’t think it really will bother anyone because it’s not like anyone was expecting the next banger to come from them anyway, were they, let’s be real.

J.Y. Park with Kwon Jinah – Happy Hour

The good thing about JYP being so keen on retro pop music is that occasionally you get some amazing bangers where he draws from the best of what makes those old styles work. The downside is that he’s also aware of about 76 subgenres of shit ballad from the old days of k-pop and has the skills to pop out a new recreation of any of those, at any time.

Illit – Secret Quest

Well at least it’s not about labubus. Right, Asian Junkie?

NCT WISH – Dreamcatcher

Some SM group calling their new shitty song “Dreamcatcher” as if that will be more memorable than Dreamcatcher the group, now that’s got to be the ultimate insult, which Dreamcatcher certainly deserve for screwing the pooch so hard. Sorry, just checking that Asian Junkie is actually alive.

XLOV – Rizz

Kim Lip’s missile solo has long been abandoned and it now seems like dirty, smelly boy groups have now moved in and are squatting. Clearly this is a breach of facility security and someone needs to go in and sort out the problem.

AHOF – Pinocchio

Millennial-whooping has gone out of fashion in recent years so it’s starting to beccomes less annoying to hear it again thanks to less exposure. Song isn’t too bad at all though for old fart music. I guess I would know.

Xdinary Heroes – Love Me 2 Death

Here’s your weekly obligatory attempt at rock music from JYPE. Gosh, they keep trying, don’t they. It’s like holding a snack six feet above a kitten and watching it try to grab it – cute but wasted energy.

LUCY feat. Wonstein – In A rush

It says a lot about the state of Korean “rock” when the “heavy breakdown” happens in this song and it still sounds like coffee shop music.

ARcC – Skiid

More like “skid mark”.

ARcC with Moon Sua & Siyoon – WoW (Way of Winning)

This trash is way worse though, some horrible jazz fusion thing. Not sure what they’re winning here, but what I am sure of is that we’re all losing.

NEWBEAT – Look So Good

The sort of song that would normally be boring but they’ve got the right beat and the right synth riffs to make it work. It’s…. acceptable.

ONF – Put It Back

Yeah this is shit. What happened to ONF, they were the new hope of boy k-pop for about two or three songs before they got back to sucking.

NTX – Ice Luv

K-pop producers will never learn to stop putting synthetic whistles in songs or men in blue denim, will they.

Yunamong, Bbanggyul – Cupid’s Trick

0:00-3:03 mrs, 2:03 mrcs

TEMPEST – Nocturnal

I’ve been leaving out most of the tempest stuff from roundups lately but I thought I’d add this one in because it’s actually decent, it’s reminding me of the debut era Infinite style.

NPC – Creeper

While this video was loading I was about to make a joke about Minecraft creepers, and then the band actually beat me to it.

ISEGYE IDOL – Nameless

One big takeaway from the results of the latest Kpopalypse survey is that you think anime idol groups are total fucking shit and you’d rather not see them in roundup at all. So let’s have our weekly non-Korean LGBT feature here instead, yay! This week it’s Leaether Strip, a Danish industrial group… well it’s just one person really, but anyway like a lot of that stuff he peaked in the 90s and it’s good, industrial music is probably the single most BADING music scene out there. I saw this guy play a set a few years back and it was actually really sad and disappointing but it wasn’t his fault, the engineers were amatuers who had no clue how to operate the PA they had set up and he kept asking for more volume and they couldn’t make it work for some reason. The perils of audio tech noobs trying to figure out digital desks.

U-Know – Stretch

SM Entertainment’s grown men are at their best when they’re doing stuff like this, fast punchy, modern and ballad-free.

Bang Chan – Roman Empire

I’m not really in the loop on this, but I’ve heard that men are supposed to all care about the Roman Empire for some reason? If what they mean by that is they care about this song, I think that’s false.

U Chae – Bad Guy

Hey this is decent, especially for a ballad – see, good ballads can be done. Also it’s kind of cool to see someone fucking up microphone use with a mic other than the Shure Super 55 for a change, in this video the mic is actually pointing either at the ceiling or the camera the whole time, not her mouth.

Kang Seung Yoon – Me

Yeah this isn’t good. Nice sonics, bad songwriting, oh well.

Mark Tuan – Sunsets & Cigarettes

I’m always shocked when a boy group member actually has a decent solo song and you thought I was going to twist this around and say “but this isn’t one so I’m totally not shocked and by the way fuck you all hahaha” but actually this is solidly good and I really dig it. See, that didn’t end badly at all, nothing to worry about Mark Tuan fans only good times and sunny vibes here at kpopalypse.com isn’t that right cunts

Zion.T – Love Me

Eww.

Nah Yoon Kwon & Doh Kyung Soo – If It Were Me

If it were me, I’d see a thumbnail of two guys sitting on chairs in a nature setting, realise it was a shit ballad and just keep scrolling down without clicking.

Mirani – Clutch

It’s every single “drab, dark, we don’t do box videos no more we just film in gritty warehouses and parking lots and shit” k-pop stage in the one video.

SM Jazz Trio – Growl

“Growl” is such a pathetic, limp, nothingy song in its original form that when you think about it, it’s a perfect template for jazz wankers to masturbate all over. I mean this version still sucks, but it’s actually a marginal improvement over the original just because it’s maybe 3% less repetitive.

Jaurim – Life!

Jaurim’s song is really good this week. That is all.

Mew – Watashi Obassani Nattemo

What the fuck is this trash, why is she dressed like she’s in a Chris Dane Owens video (thanks caonimas for pointing him out to me, my life will never be the same), and what the hell is she doing with her left hand all the way through this thing like she’s practising her car handjob technique. Let’s leave roundup here, for all our sakes.

Rockit Girl – Travel Route

Oh but wait. Sorry I forgot about Rockit Girl last week so I’d better put them in now. What a great band. Hey a family relation just found out about my k-pop writing for the first time the other day, and she thought it was hilarious that my site has (amongst other things) a “best asses” post. So just for her if she’s reading I think this video at 1:56 is very relevant, you’re welcome.

RANDOM BONUS VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

only nuggets – 11 Mistakes Will Ruin Your K-pop Idol Dream (Watch This Before it’s Too Late)

1. Don’t be active on k-pop fan social media, espcially don’t run a site like mine
2. No visible tattoos
3. Your school bullying history will follow you
4. Don’t bitch about internal company shit/groupmates to your friends, d’oh
5. Don’t think you’re gonna debut soon/quickly at all (lol)
6. Keep your dating life private before you debut, no selfies, no dick picks etc
7. Keep up with trends once you debut ignore this, it’s not in your control, just pray your company isn’t run by out-of-touch boomers
8. read the fucking contract, dumbass
9. care about artistry not fame actually you’re better off not caring about fame OR artistry as you’ll probably get to experience neither
10. mind your business and don’t be a cunt, cunt
11. if you’re burning out take breaks oh wait the manager won’t let you hahahaha this video is so funny I swear, anyway I saved you a click and nearly 8 minutes of your life

Vanity Fair – How EJAE & Mark Sonnenblick Created Grammy-Nominated “Golden” From KPop Demon Hunters

A reader thought this might be interesting to some of you and it probably is. Why not take a look at how some real artists work instead of idols giving a bit of creativity their first shot for the cameras.

Blady – Blood Type B Girl

A pretty awful song from back in the day, with forgettable melodies and some very weird lumpy instrument choices – what the fuck is going on in the lower mids of this song during the choruses, nobody knows. The person who sent this to me theorised that the title of the song might be because “blood type” was the obsession du jour of the k-pop world before all the little kidlets discovered the eugenics-lite thought cancer that is MBTI. Who knows where k-pop will go next, maybe phrenology will be the next big trend, or maybe they’ll cut to the chase and just start drawing swastikas on everything. Gangkiz paved the way.

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That’s all for this week! Kpopalypse roundup returns next week!